Always-Number-2-In-Life

drowningheta:

gallifreyburning:

giraffepoliceforce:

I really want a science fiction story where aliens come to invade earth and effortlessly wipe out humanity, only to be fought off by the wildlife.

They were expecting military resistance. They weren’t counting on bears.

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Canada’s time to shine has come

hermesdream:

imsoshive:

chanelofhouston:

Suck him up so good he forgets the pussy is coming next.

Lmfao this still funny as fuck to me

clubfootandcameltoe:

…and do what exactly?

It’s one of Chloe’s special talents. Beca responds to her smiles like one of Pavlov’s dogs; Chloe smiles and she smiles back. - Lost for Words

It’s killing me to figure out
That no matter what,
I have always been yours.

Even after the bitter fights
Where I screamed and cried enough
To make a thunderstorm look small,

Or after the silent standoffs
Where you looked directly into my eyes
And pretended to see right through me.

Even after all of the hell
We put each other through
My heart is in the palm of your hand.

I’ve tried to detach myself from you
Through space and silence and change,
But when it comes down to it I can’t.

I’m yours.
I have always been yours.
And I know I always will be.

Yours // -STG (inksplatteredpages)

parkingintopeter:

do you want to hear a joke

the north american education system

validx2:

When your room already clean

brasspistol:

every time I see this it gets reblogged