Always-Number-2-In-Life

kitd-fohs:

salmonslushie:

i saw this on one of those strange little picture slideshow websites so i decided to post it ;) have fun kids

I have found heaven and it’s full of liquor

minimalyzed:

replacing my heart with another liver so i can drink more and care less

"You can erase someone from your mind. Getting them out of your heart is another story."

tvhousehusband:

I always knew it was him.

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

yeah-youtubers:

This sign is in my doctors office above the scale and I really love it. It actually made me feel a lot better after reading it

lulz-time:

Ugh, worst song ever. 

if we’re being honest, this was the moment that Emma Stone arrived.

nicolegendary:

hell-born-rising-demon:

dolofang:

klartie:

when boys have sleepovers do they sleep in the same bed like girls do or do the rules of no homo include sharing beds

girls always share beds. and covers and clothes and food and personal space. sometimes even bathrooms

Girls share everything.

#girls dont believe in no homo #all da homo #dont give a fuck.