Always-Number-2-In-Life

lnsomaniac:

uniteed:

Instead of calling girls thirsty, we should call them D Hydrated.

The future is now

liquorsexandtattoos-hiv-edition:

Look at these fuckin idiots

taco-marco:

staff:

starting today all blogs without the following image will be deleted within 24 hours

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i’m not even afraid of deletion. i just want this image on my blog

officialwhitegirls:

fake-ketchup:

Why don’t astronauts just visit the sun at night?

um obviously because it will be too dark to see anything, there’s no point, also because the sun is trying to sleep we wouldn’t want to disturb it

ask-swain:

tokyograndpa:

lillianjessica:

straighttohelvetica:

Easily the most horrifying line of dialogue I’ve ever heard in an animated movie.

i. love. this. movie.

Hold the fuck up. Prince of Egypt is on my dash again. I will literally never not reblog it. This is my favourite film, ever, it made my childhood, it’s quality as all get-out, and it’s a family tradition for us to watch it every year (usually on the second day of Pesach). It’s mindboggling. This is one of the most successful examples in fiction history of taking a concept like that and making it humanised, without completely demonising the enemy figures. And fuck me the character struggles were brilliant. Like glowing kind of brilliant. Like morning-and-evening-star kind of brilliant. When was the last time you saw a film nearly as effective? Let alone a religious one, an animated one, a ‘kids’ one.

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((Best. Movie. Ever.))

lysnk2:

trav-tv:

kingjaffejoffer:

Your car hits like a bitch.

His bike fucking exploded.

AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY

lysnk2:

trav-tv:

kingjaffejoffer:

Your car hits like a bitch.

His bike fucking exploded.

AND HE JUST FUCKING WALKS AWAY

I loved you like I love fire.
I needed the heat to stay alive,
And your touch had the power
To keep me warm for days.

I should have been smarter,
Kept myself at a distance,
But something about you
Made me want to jump head first.

You engulfed me completely
And now you’re gone
But I still bear the scars
Of everywhere you touched me.

Funny how things we love so much can hurt so bad // -STG (inksplatteredpages)